IN SEARCH OF THE NORTHERN LIGHTS

IN SEARCH OF THE NORTHERN LIGHTS

The IGY 1957.*

We loaded up the ’53  Studebaker with Dad and Mom and all four kids and headed out of town to a high hill out of reach of the city lights.  Dad was taking us on a special field trip.  In 1957 there was a period of extreme solar activity going on, and the Northern Lights were flaring; well not down along the 39th parallel where we were, but the radio announcer said we just might see them on this cold, clear, December 21st night.

This was Ike’s IGY, International Geophysical Year, and everything was possible.  Rockets with satellites were shooting off into space and measuring things around the globe.  Explorers were diving into the depths of the oceans.  Soon, family cars would be flying machines, but in the meantime, the X Rocket Plane with Chuck Yeager at the stick was flying faster than any plane had ever gone.  It was a very exciting time to be alive.

It got dark and colder up on the hill.  The stars shown brilliantly in the northern sky, and then, around midnight, a blue-green haze rose up along the northern horizon.  It wasn’t much, just a degree or two above the line of the earth.  “Look!  The Northern Lights,” said Dad.  It was disappointing.  I had expected more.  Dad really couldn’t explain what this light was or why it was there, but the IGY was going to find out and report on the phenomena this very year.

Soon, other interesting things took the place of the northern lights.  BB guns, fishing, the cabin project at the Lake of the Ozarks, Christmas.  The northern lights did not come back, not that year or any year since, at least not in Columbia, Missouri. Our collective knowledge improved through the IGY and subsequent years.  In not too much time, we understood how and why the lights appear, and mystery went away.  But still, I missed seeing them.

 

NOVEMBER, 2014

 

I am sort of retired now and have lots of time for facebook, you know, the world wide social media.  Sometime in November, an advertisement started appearing on my facebook feed. Hurtigurten, the Norwegian cruise line was offering Northern Lights cruises in December.  One could cruise up and down the Norwegian coast from Bergen to Tromso for six days and have plenty of opportunities to view the northern lights from the upper deck, being as how the entire cruise occurred above the Arctic Circle and the nights were 24 hours long.  I thought this might be pretty cool and started sharing the ad with Cheryl.

Now, Cheryl does not like the cold and I have not been successful in persuading her to go on an Alaskan dog sled/igloo adventure, but what the heck.  She is a sucker for cruises, and it would fit right in to our annual northern Europe Christmas Shopping Spree. I hinted we could go in search of the Northern Lights, on a ship, then take a short flight to Prague ~ Magical Prague ~ threshold to the underworld Prague.  We have fallen in love with Prague in December.  That did it.  Abruptly, she decided on the trip and started making arrangements.

I should explain that Cheryl makes all the arrangements for our world travel adventures.  A while back she discovered airline miles programs, and soon was buying several million dollars’ worth of stuff for her regional construction jobs on ‘ miles’  credit cards.  In no time at all, we were flying first class everywhere for free.  Hotels are generally free, too, with automatic upgrades to reserved suites.  We have become very frequent flyers.  So she called Hurtigurten USA to make reservations.  Unfortunately, the US rep was an idiot who was only vaguely aware of the cruise line’s existence.  Cheryl has very limited patience for booking agent idiots, and after a  fruitless day, called the main offices in Norway.

There was still an issue to solve.  The cruise line was happy to book us for a 6-day trip for $1699.  The ad on fb was a special, however, and the trip was advertised as $879.  The cruise line argued, but Cheryl pulled up the ad running at that very minute and strongly hinted that maybe some false advertising was going on here.  Hurtigurten suddenly saw the error of their ways and accommodated us.  Six days from Bergen to Tromso for two, outside cabin.  Cheryl set about getting airline reservations and a hotel in Prague.

We were set.  Solid reservations, bags packed and sitting by the back door, a child reserved to drive us to the airport.  Plenty of time to get to the airport.  We are seldom this prepared.  So we loaded up and off we went, heading toward the office to get our driver.  On the way, Cheryl got on her phone to verify the air travel.  Just as well.  Part of the flight was on Lufthansa, our (formerly) favorite airline, and the airline pilots had just gone on strike – again – for the 9th time this year.  The entire trip was in jeopardy.

We were set to fly to Chicago, then Frankfurt, then Oslo and a jump to Bergen where we were going to meet Sofie (a former AFS student that lived with us) and her grandparents, and then board the ship for the cruise. The timing was very tight.  We got to the office and Cheryl got on the phone to re-book and flights and the cruise.  After 12 hours she got it done.  Only now, we would not fly Lufthansa, but United, and go straight to Oslo and then Bergen, a day later.  Then the cruise had to be re-booked which was even harder.  Apparently, we could not ship out of Bergen now, but rather Tromso on the north end, and sail south.  Cheryl got that done, and then went back to the airline booking to change our route to Olso to Tromso.  Got that done, too, so everything was reset, only now we would not be able to meet Sofie and give her Christmas presents to her.  We would have to stay a night in Tromso and so booked a room at the Radisson Blue right on the wharf, but would not stay in Bergen.

Oh well.  The best laid plans of mice and men gang-aft- agley, as they say in Scotland, or so I have read. Tuesday we had a child, (our children are in their 30’s, so technically they aren’t children, but they still give me the willies driving the car), drive us to the airport, an hour away for us, and got on our way. Cheryl was very satisfied that she had defeated entropy once again. She loves to win, and I think she relishes a fight against entropy.  In Chicago we hung out in the first class lounge for a bit and had some snacks for lunch before getting our personalized invitation to join the other first class passengers for the oversees flight.  First class is definitely the way to fly if you can manage it.  You are treated to a gourmet meal, snacks when you want them, drinks when you want them, newspapers, magazines, TV, and a flat bed with pillows in your little cubicle. If you happen to speak German and are flying Lufthansa 1st Class, the stewardesses will speak German with you.  In fact, they have you in their computers that you like to speak German, so they don’t even ask, knowing who you are before you even take your seat. (Welcome aboard Mrs. Obermiller, Willkommen Herr Obermiller, you are seated in Row 12, seats 1 and 2, on the right side.  They even know who you are when you enter the boarding area at the gate and quickly escort you to the 1st Class waiting area.)  Remarkable.  First class makes the long flight a fun preamble to the next adventure.

Some hours later we arrived in Oslo.  The sky was clear and the weather temperate, but I had been looking at the forecast for the coastal areas with some angst and wasn’t encouraged. Seemed to be a lot of rain/sleet in the offing.  Our transfer time was short, so we did not get to see Sofie, our first foreign exchange student from many years ago.  With the change in ship schedule, we also wouldn’t see her in Bergen, but, hey, we had been up here last summer for several days.  We boarded our puddle jumper for the short trip to Tromso.  I was actually surprised they had an airport in Tromso,  way to the north in Norway, way north of the Arctic Circle.  We knew, philosophically, that planes fly to Tromso at least once a day, but hey, we were going into the land of the 24 hour midnight.  Magnetic compasses don’t work right, and no sun for daytime navigation should the inertial and gps systems fail.

 

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY DAY

 

At two in the afternoon we dropped down to the airport through a thick blanket of clouds. It was pitch black outside.  I don’t really remember much about the airport, except the runway was very short, and that we had to run on ice covered pavement through the sleet and rain to get into the terminal, and the part about getting a taxi, the only way to get to town. We secured our luggage with the dozen or so other passengers, and followed the signs, in Norwegian, outside to a covered ramp going down to a drive.  Occasionally, a taxi pulled up and loaded up with passengers.  It was sleeting and windy.  People wasted no time getting into the taxis from the open waiting area.  Our cab came.  It didn’t take much time to get down the valley driving through a mountain tunnel to the center of town and our hotel, the small Radisson Blu.  We took note of a recognizable landmark in the plaza in front of the hotel, a Christmas tree lit up with white lights, in case we wanted to go out for a walk in the rain/sleet.  My internal north directional sense had failed entirely, so I could get lost.  Cheryl does not have a north compass at all and consequently is always lost so it did not matter to her, but we were in a totally unfamiliar town in the pitch black wet day. I get nervous when my directional sense fails.

The cute Norwegian girls behind the counter checked us in, taking note of our gold card status, and promptly upgraded us to their best corner suit on the top floor; that would be the 7th floor if I recall, with a spectacular view of the fjord right outside our windows.  It was typical European eco-friendly cold in the room with typical European unresponsive steam heat.  The wind drove the rain/sleet fiercely and loudly against the corner windows, which rattled and leaked air. I opened the curtains for the view of the fjord and saw, right below us, a brilliantly lit up Hurtigurten ship.  Looking for the rest of the spectacular view was difficult.  At 2:30 in the afternoon, it was black as coal out, with no relieving lights beyond the ship.  We seemed to have booked a stay in the Twilight Zone, where the ambient light is swallowed up by the black beast.

We freshened up and went back to the lobby to see what we could do here for a day and a half.  We had noted bus tours up into the mountains on the way in, and talked briefly with the tour guide about the possibility of finding clear skies away from the coast. He assured us the weather would be only partly cloudy in the higher altitudes. Tromso didn’t have much else to offer, so we went ahead and booked the tour for the afternoon of the following day, and went for a walk in the dark and stormy day/night.  It was very strange.  After perusing a few shops and dodging children heading home from school, we ducked into a seafood restaurant on the wharf to get out of the sleet. The entrance was guarded by a mounted head of a huge toothy monk fish.  It had rows of sharp teeth around the jaws, then a second set of smaller toothy jaws around the large esophagus inside.  Just like an alien. Clearly, nothing this fish chose to eat was going to escape that mouth.

Dinner was good.  We had some sort of fish, only fish was offered,  with caviar, generous portions of caviar.  Very tasty, and left to wander around some more, edging past the ugly fish head, but taking some photos this time for a visual record.  Outside it was dark, but the rain/sleet had stopped.  We had the rest of the evening to get through, so we wandered the streets, eventually finding a movie theater.  That might work, so we went to a movie, Fury, with Brad Pitt. All the theaters were underground, I guess to be eco-friendly, or just to get out of the wind.  The movie, much ballyhooed by the media, was a horrible WW2 war story about a tank crew. It had no redeeming features and left us feeling ill.

 

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT

 

It was now late in the evening, and we wandered down the hill to the hotel, shopping along the way.  A lot of people were out and about and the shops were all open.  In one shop, we admired a reindeer pelt and decided to buy it for our son-in-law for Christmas. Nate is a big deer hunter, but not reindeers.  He would love the pelt. Down at the wharf, we had dinner at the same restaurant with the fish head guard, and then retired for the night.  Well, that’s not exactly correct.  Not only had it been night since we got here, but our internal clocks were still on Kansas City time, where it was just midafternoon.  Oh well, we were tired anyway.  We bundled up in our cold corner room as the sleet came up again and pounded the windows.  The ship that had been tied up below was gone now, so there was simply nothing at all to see outside.  Pitch black.  Furthermore, North had gone away.  I was uncomfortably disoriented.

The next day we hooked up with the northern lights tour bus along with maybe 15 other people and took off for the mountains.  We were heading for a way station on the road between Finland and Norway where we would stop and get some fabulous photos and delicious snacks.  It took two weary hours to get to the destination on the snow and ice packed roads.  It sleeted, snowed and rained, not necessarily in that order all the way. No signs of life along the road, no traffic, just pine forest covered in deep snow. Not a place to have engine trouble.  The   way station was a small 15’ by 24’ two story shack.  The lower level was dug into the rock, the upper level was short wall construction with a steeply pitched roof.  A ramp led up to the upper level where we were to enjoy a break in our fruitless search.  The ramp was covered with ice and snow and went up on an exciting 45 degree angle. No handy railing. Everyone made it, and we were treated to a short talk about the place, snacks and hot beverages, which were necessary for a foray outside where, we were assured, the northern lights would soon be in evidence.

We all went out, the photophiles getting the settings right on their expensive cameras and setting up tripods.  I didn’t bring my tripod, but it didn’t matter.  The clouds and snow went on unabated.  Soon some kids from the Philippines started a snowball fight.  They had never seen snow before.  I kept my lens cover on while we hung around a fire behind a wind break. We got cold and went back inside the shack for more cocoa. The group was getting a little surly by this time, so the driver decided we should get back in the bus and keep driving to Finland, where surely we would be blessed by a glimpse of the lights.  Finland.  It never occurred to me we might go into the land of the frost giants.

We went on up the road for another half an hour and, indeed came to the Finnish border, marked by a stone cairn and a road sign. There was nothing else there.  We all got out and took photos of Finland in the driving snow looking for frost giants, the bus driver warning us to not walk around in the road because the traffic would not be able to see us, and not to stray into the pine forest where we would surely get snatched, and don’t whistle because it was stormy enough already, and one of us might have Finnish ancestors. (I do.)  We had seen no traffic since we left the way station, but you never know.  I did some whistling and wandered off to the forest to answer a call of nature and look for wolves and/or frost giants. It was great fun.  I can add another country to my list of countries I have visited. Cheryl had had enough of the snow and stayed in the bus, so can’t claim to have visited Finland and seen the frost giants.  Her loss.  They were cool….or even cold.  I took photos.  We started back to Tromso.

 

The ride back to civilization was long.  We napped a bit, but all the cocoa wanted out and we were both squirming.  Finally back to the hotel, we found messages for Cheryl.  Cheryl conducts business from wherever we happen to be, even though we happened to be a short jump from the North Pole.  The issue was a   one hundred thirty thousand dollar purchase of two dump trucks.  Her bank had to have her signature on the loan documents.  The boys couldn’t wait till we returned, so messages and faxes went back and forth from the front desk to Kansas City until all was signed and notarized. The hotel girls were enormously satisfied having assisted an important American woman business owner conduct business with Kansas City, admiring the way she ordered her bankers around.  Now, we just had to walk our luggage around the corner to the pier and our next activity.  This activity, sponsored by the ship, was a short ride on a bus to an A-frame church on top of the local mountain, and a midnight concert. Hurtigurtin was trying to butter us up.  We stuck our luggage in the bus, and along with perhaps 20 other passengers took off.  The concert was good, I think.  I was so tired by then that my memory fails me.  The bus got us back to the ship by 1:30 a.m. and we boarded and found our cabin.

I must describe the ship Polarlyis.  It was tiny compared to Caribbean cruise ships.  Five decks and a dining room was about it. A car deck in the hold because it doubled as a coastal ferry. It could carry 600 passengers, but on this trip only had 30 or 40.  Our cabin was 6 feet by 10 feet.  No closet, fold down bunks 20 inches wide and hard as rock, and a toilet/shower/sink cubicle. No place to store your suitcases.  The window looked out on the underside of a lifeboat.  We tried a bunk to see if we could sleep together spooned up. No go. Cold steel wall on one side and a cold steel curb with a sharp edge on the other.  Most of the voyage would wind amongst the coastal islands and fjords’ protected from the Arctic Ocean.  Parts of the voyage were not protected, but I will get to that later. This ship had no gyro-stabilizers.  I suppose the Viking long boats did not have stabilizers, either.  I suppose gyro-stabilizers would just rip right out of their mountings and go careening around the hold.  In any case, on this ship, as we would soon find, one gets to experience the sea in all its’ tumultuous glory.

We moved out at 6:00 a.m. and headed down the coast to our first stop and a shore excursion.  Apparently, the Norwegian lose all sense of night and day and length of sleeping time during the long winter night.   We were taking a bus ride across a peninsula through a village and stopping at the oldest stone church in the north.  This excursion would leave promptly at 7:00 a.m.  Not much time for sleeping, but who needs it. The ship docked at Harstad on the Trondene Peninsula and let us off with maybe 30 others.  We got on a bus and headed for Sortland.  On the way we visited the White Church, reputed to be the oldest and farthest north stone church.  It was cool.  Small, like it was an outpost of the Catholic Church in the land of the midnight sun.  It dated to around 1300, and had an interesting feature.  The main door was carved with all sorts of graffiti. As opposed to most, this graffiti actually meant something.  It seems that land owners in olden times liked to donate property to the church, and when they did, their house sign was carved in the door.  There was also an iron ‘Elle’ or yardstick hanging on the door which was the official City measuring device.  It was full daylight when we go to the church, but completely dark out.  Floodlights had been placed to light the ancient cemetery in the churchyard. A few hundred yards away was a museum with lots of Viking era stuff.

After a nice snack at the museum, we headed on to a ferry crossing the Gullesfjord, and then followed the Sigerfjord on to Sortland. Our tour guide gave us a running account of every small building we passed on the way, and at one point made everyone get out and walk across a short bridge and up a hill to where he parked waiting for us.  I somehow missed the point of this forced march, but I am sure it was significant in some way.  Somehow, we found the Polarlys at Sortland in the dark and only mildly rainy skies.  The ship had gone around the peninsula, venturing out into the Arctic Ocean, perhaps to avoid prematurely shocking the guests.  It worked, because on the way southwest along the coast toward Trondheim, we weaved through the fjords in relatively calm water.

Perhaps I should mention my susceptibility to seasickness.  I avoid going out on the ocean like the plague, particularly on small boats, like fishing boats, or this one.  I carry a scopolamine patch in my billfold like teenage boys carry condoms, only in my case I hope to not be in a position to need one.  So we ate lunch and dinner in the only restaurant and retired from exhaustion.  The food was OK, but just OK.  Nothing too savory or unusual.  We had a couple of days to Trondheim, plenty of time for the clouds and rain/sleet to break up and see the glorious Northern Lights. After we retired, an announcement was made that the captain had, indeed, seen the lights.  So we got up, put on our warmest clothes, and headed for deck 6, the top of the ship.

 

The clouds had broken some, and we hung around for half an hour freezing our butts off with several other passengers looking at the sky like turkeys looking at rain falling.  Cameras all ready, tripods out, and not a glimmer overhead. Looking back north toward the town, lights gleamed along the shoreline, and perhaps there was a break in the cloud cover on the horizon.  I took a long  exposure telephoto shot of this, holding the camera as still as I could, because someone said one could sometimes see the northern lights only with a camera.  After we got home, I reviewed the few shots I took and came to this one.  To my great surprise, there were lights, northern lights.  Too bad we couldn’t see them at the time, but here they are. We retired again, it now being 1:00 a.m., and went down to try for some sleep on the 4 inch mattress and steel shelf that was bed. Man, are these Norwegians tough people or what.  Must be genetic from the Viking days where you just slept on the bottom of the boat with icewater sloshing around your pillow.

 

The Polarlys made frequent stops along the way at small villages to pick up and drop off commuters.  I woke up for these as the docking process in the coal black night was noisy.  A cable wench was located right next to our cabin, which had to be operated.  The next day/night we were still negotiating the inner coastal waterway, passing lots of dimly seen scenic rocks.  We explored the ship, which took about 10 minutes, did not go out on the promenade in the cold and dark sleet, and sat around the bar area fortifying ourselves with some desert while waiting for dinner.  This was to be the special cruise dinner welcoming the passengers with fine food and Champaign. At six, we made our way to the dining room.  The drinks were passed out as we entered; Cheryl and I taking wine glasses full of sparkling cider, we don’t drink alcohol, and making our way to the stern windows where we had our reserved table for two.

Dinner was being served at the tables this night, as opposed to the cafeteria line.  All was well until just as the food arrived, the ship left the protection of the fjords and sailed into the open ocean. The stern abruptly rose up 20 feet and sank 20 feet, and continued to do this. Clearly, I wasn’t going to be eating anything.  Quite the opposite.  I had to get out of the restaurant quickly.  I made my apologies to Cheryl as I turned green as the fabled Northern Lights, and headed for the cabin, lurching about and barely keeping my feet.  Once safe on my bunk, I dug a scopolamine patch out of my billfold and stuck it behind my ear.  Then I ate an entire bag of candy Cheryl had purchased back in Tromso.  Sugar and the patch quelling the sea sickness, I lay there in a drug induced stupor while the ship danced around on the waves.  Sometime later Cheryl came in.  We may have talked, I don’t know.

In the middle of the night, a gale blew up, causing even more frantic gyrations with the little tin can boat.  Have you seen videos of the destroyers escorting convoys across the North Atlantic in December during World War 2?  The boats would crash through the gigantic waves, completely burying their bows in every wave, spume sweeping aft, but somehow surviving. That is precisely what we were doing. A sound like distant thunder rumbled through the walls.  The hull was flexing and popping. I was, as I mentioned, in a scopolamine induced stupor, so I kind of liked the, to my senses, gentle rocking and friendly background noises.  Cheryl, however, was desperately clinging to her padded steel bunk, praying the ship wouldn’t capsize, trying to not get tossed out, and getting bruised in the process.  She told me this the next day as I remembered none of it.

I skipped breakfast and lunch the next day while the ship made its’ way into calmer waters.  In the afternoon we were going to dock for 3 hours at the town of Svolvor, Lofotan.  It was an opportunity to get off the tin can for a while which everyone needed.  This stop had an interesting feature, Magic Ice, an ice museum.  We elected to go there as it was just down the wharf.  The ice museum was a large deep freeze containing several interesting sculptures made entirely of ice, and an ice bar where your drinks are served in glasses made of ice.  The temperature inside was 6 degrees, but this didn’t feel too bad since there was no wind chill. We could barely open the door against the gale force winds.  We wandered around snapping photos, but my camera phone unfortunately froze up.  I had to keep sticking it in my pockets in order to take any shots.  We stopped at the bar made of ice to get a drink, diet coke, in the ice glasses, and sat on benches made entirely of ice in front of a table made entirely of ice, then we left to go outside and get really cold in the driving wind.  Interesting experience.  We wandered around the port a bit looking for more adventure, but this town apparently exists only to serve the North Sea oil platforms. Finding only a tank farm, we gave up and boarded the ship for the run down to Trondheim, our next stop.

LEAVING THE ARCTIC

On the way south we crossed the Arctic Circle at 66.5628 degrees North Latitude.  This location is marked by a globe set on a rock island, and is noted this time of year by the sudden acquisition of murky light at noon.  Taking photos of the globe, we came across a little ceremony on the top deck.  Passengers were grouping around a ships hand getting fish shaped spoons of cod liver oil, which they drank.  It is some sort of Right of Passage for those hardy Norwegian folk that venture into the far north of the world.  We drank our spoons of cod liver oil, the taste of which immediately shot my memories back 60 years or so to an age when mothers, my mother included, fed cod liver oil to children in December to ward off colds.  The taste was exactly the same, horrible.  Cheryl never experienced this as a child, she being much younger than me, but seemed to enjoy it.  I was able to take discernable photos of the forbidding mountains as we passed.  There appeared to be nothing living on these islands, until we came across a tiny village clinging to the shore on one.  This village is accessible only by boat, and the inhabitants live solely off fishing the North Sea.  Perhaps they also keep a long boat or two for occasional raiding trips to the Outer Hebrides Islands, having passed up the changing times from 1200 to now.  But then, I don’t know where they would find the trees to build a long boat, their island being mostly exposed granite.

That night we docked at Trondheim.  I don’t know much about the western coast of Norway, but I do know about Trondheim.  The German battleship the Bismarck spent the beginning of World War II hiding in the Trondheim fjord.  You will recall the story of the Bismarck, named for Otto von Bismarck, as told in the movie ‘Sink the Bismarck’.  The Bismarck was the largest battleship of WW2 in the European theater. It docked with the cruiser ‘Prinz Eugen’, from which I claim my middle name.  Bismarck and Prinz Eugen eventually ventured forth into the North Atlantic on a merchant shipping raid and were intercepted by two British cruisers, the Prince of Wales and the Hood.  Bismarck sunk the Hood in one salvo, and sent the Prince of Wales running.  She was pursued by a huge British operation and eventually sunk by torpedo planes.  The Bismarck’s career lasted a whole eight months.  Frightful waste of money.

We had booked a walking tour of Trondheim for the following morning.  Morning came along with freezing rain, and off we went sliding about on ice covered sidewalks. I quickly noticed the natives had steel studs stuck in the soles of their shoes, and so had no problem with the omnipresent ice.  I, on the other hand, wore my Wellington boots with leather soles and heels on this trip, which are somewhat slicker than ice skates.  This was to be a very long walk through the uninspiring streets of Trondheim.  But, off we went, wandering along the wharf and the fjord.  I kept looking for some impressive government monument that would identify the berth of the Bismarck and tell her story, but I did not see a thing.   After a few blocks we veered off the wharf into town.  At this point I slithered up to our pretty and young guide to ask about the Bismarck and where it had been anchored.  To my complete amazement, she had no idea what I was talking about; not only no idea where it might have been anchored, but no idea what the Bismarck was.  I explained to no avail.  I know the Norwegians don’t particularly like the Germans, and are still really pissed off about WW2, but I can’t believe they have erased the Bismarck from their memories.  Surely the movie had played here.

The rest of the walking tour was just dull now.  There really wasn’t any reason to visit Trondheim other than to see the historic sight of the Bismarck anchorage.  The town had nothing else to offer except for a couple of brass markers set in the sidewalk that mark where a Jewish family was taken by the Nazi’s. Our little guide did know all about the persecution of the Jews and the entire history of the family.  I am not at all fascinated with this dark history and would rather not hear about it. Our tour guide was even getting bored or cold and was taking off faster and faster for the ship. She had those little studs in her shoes. By the time we got back, she was out of sight.  Fortunately, it was easy to spot the ship, it being the only one in the harbor.

We got underway late that night heading for Bergen.  Only one more night to see the fabled Northern Lights.  After dinner I made my way to the upper deck with my camera and laid flat on a deck chair looking up at the cloudbank.  At least it wasn’t precipitating.  No one else came up.  I think the passengers were feeling a bit defeated by now.  After a while, I saw a star through a hole in the clouds.  I aimed my camera at it as it moved across the sky, and then the moon popped through the hole.  I snapped a couple of shots before it vanished and waited as the hole moved northward, camera zeroed in.  Was this going to be my chance??  No.  The hole drifted off and the solid cloud cover settled in.  The shot of the moon was a good one, but it wasn’t the Northern Lights.

So, we arrived in Bergen defeated.  The trip was interesting in its’ own way, but still a disappointment.  Tired of walking around on ice covered sidewalks and not interested in paying really inflated prices for gifts, we decided to forego a stop in the Bergen shopping district and headed straight for the hotel next to the airport.  Early the next morning we were off to Prague, my favorite Eastern European city, for a few days of Christmas shopping.  Magical Prague would, I knew, make up for the fruitless search for the Northern Lights.  We always like to return at least once to places we visit around the world, but maybe we have seen enough of Norway above the Arctic Circle.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE ROMANCING OF CHERYL

A Love Story ~ The Romancing of Cheryl

 

There were several women I dated after Gail and I split up.  Janie was the second to last.  I was despairing.   Janie was all right, I suppose, but she was a smoker and drinker and, having gone into her house, I knew she was completely unsuitable for a long-term relationship.  After our Friday date, I dropped her off in Cleveland and slowly drove the 20 miles home to Harrisonville, knowing I would not see her again.  I had never been one to pray to the Lord for help with temporal matters; perhaps it was time.

So I prayed. I asked the Lord if it wasn’t possible to find a particular woman.  I wanted someone who was in to being a wife, a novel concept in those days.  Someone who could cook, and liked to do it.  Someone who could occasionally clean house and do the laundry.  Someone good with kids, particularly little boys since I had two.  I wanted her to be attractive and not averse to occasionally wearing makeup.  She would have to share my conservative political and world views.  I simply could not tolerate another liberal or leftist or free love woman in my life.  I wanted to find someone to love, and who would love me, whatever that was. I wanted someone who would be absolutely faithful under all circumstances. Very important for me. I wanted someone to always have my back. So, this was my very sincere prayer.  In my world in 1984, I didn’t stand a chance of coming across this person without God’s help.  I was 36 years old and running out of time.

I was very into working out at gyms in those days.  I was buff and wanted to stay that way.  Unfortunately, there was no gym in Harrisonville, the small town where I had moved  in September.  Looking around, I found a small fitness center in Butler, 25 miles to the south, and a smelly gym in Grandview, 20 miles to the north.  The Grandview gym was closer so I went up there three or four nights a week.  The gym was owned by an odd little man named Gene Wilson.  He was short and wiry, no fat at all, a stringy marathon runner.  Very friendly. His son Mark, same size, was there most nights.  New Creations Gym attracted some pretty heavy-duty guys.  Some Chiefs football players liked to work out there along with some of the Kansas City Kings basketball team players.  They made my 200 pounds look small.

That Monday night I was finishing my workout on the lat machine in the south room that held all the machines.  The north room was strictly weights.  New Creations had no women body builders at all, so it was surprising to see a couple of girls come in.  Always on the lookout, I watched them.  One was blond and a bit overweight with ok looks.  The other was brunette, slender, and, simply put, a stunner.  They stopped at the counter and visited with Gene for a few minutes.  Getting some kind of permission I suppose, they pulled out notebooks and perfume spritzers, and walked straight over to me – I was the only other person in the room.

I stopped pulling the weights to see what they wanted.  As they came up I directed my attention to the blond.  One could safely look at her, but not the brunette.  Only glances there. You know what I mean. She was simply too beautiful to look at directly.  Model quality good looks.  Unbelievable brown eyes.  No, not safe at all to look at the Brunette, not at all.  They talked with me, telling me they were students at Longview College and were conducting a study on the effect of various cologne scents when spritzed onto sweaty males.  They wanted to spritz me and personally smell the results.  Hmm.  Not wanting them to leave too quickly, I agreed to be a subject.  After spraying various parts of my arms, checking the results, and making notes, they wandered off to find other subjects.

I simply could not let that brunette get away without finding out some more about her, so after they left I inquired with Gene. I still remember that I said, “So, what’s up with those girls?”  To my surprise, Gene told me the brunette was his daughter, Cheryl Barta.  He went on to tell me she was having a really hard time right now.  She was married but had split up with her husband some months ago.  She had several kids.  Then, without my even asking, he gave me her telephone number.

I mulled it over for a week and decided to take the plunge.  Cold calls have never been my strong suit, and the fear of rejection was always present.  This Cheryl was, after all, way beyond any girl in looks that I had ever dated, and she was only 26.  This made her almost a child in my mind.  Fortunately, she had a bunch of kids, and that automatically provides gravitas to a person.  So I forced my fingers to work the phone and we visited.  It turned out she was forewarned by Gene that he had given me her telephone number, and, although she couldn’t believe he had given me her number, she was expecting a call.  I found out she wasn’t dating anyone, in fact, hadn’t dated anyone since she separated from husband Bob.  I was impressed with our conversation.  She was obviously smart as well as stunning.  What a rare combination. She would, very hesitantly, like to go out.  We agreed to a date on the Saturday after Thanksgiving.  We hung up, but I had a funny feeling lingering in my chest.

I drove to Columbia for Thanksgiving with the parents on the 21st, leaving the boys with Gail for a change.  The next day I was hanging around the kitchen talking with Mom.  Around 2 p.m. a prophetic moment struck.  I told her about this girl I had met in the gym and talked to on the phone.  I told her I planned to marry her.  Mother scoffed.  I said wait and see.  I feel this in my bones.

 I picked Cheryl up at her little red house on 165th Street in Belton around 6 pm.  Her kids had been farmed out to the lady across the street.  My plan was a concert, and a comedy club in Kansas City.  The concert featured Ravi Shankar, the sitar player, backed by the Kansas City Philharmonic Orchestra, at the Lyric Theater.  I liked his music.  He sat on a blanket barefoot surrounded in a semi-circle by the orchestra.  I had a ‘moment’ as we were walking up the hill to the theater.  It was quite cold and Cheryl was dressed very lightly, no coat, so I put my arm around her waist. She stiffened up, clearly uncomfortable.  Well, maybe that was too familiar for a first date, although it certainly hadn’t been for the other girls I was dating.  I took it as another good sign, and not a rebuff.

After the concert, we drove out to Waldo and the comedy club, which featured Calvin Coolidge.  I must admit I had never been to a comedy club.  I had discovered Cheryl was a Mormon as we exchanged information.  When we went into the club she informed me Mormon’s did not drink alcohol, ever.  That was ok by me.  The fact she was a Mormon was intriguing, and I did not care a bit about not drinking.  In fact, I found it admirable.  Coolidge, was, however, a drunk, and got plastered during his routine.  What was worse, he cracked a slew of bad Mormon jokes.  I was embarrassed.

So, the evening of our first date ended.  I drove her home and walked her up to her door.  There was no invitation to come in, and after a few moments, I offered a very light kiss goodnight, more of a peck, really, on the cheek. Kind of stiff, she hadn’t been kissed in a very long time. I found out years later that Cheryl was expecting dinner on our date and had not eaten.  She could have mentioned that and we could have gone to dinner instead of Calvin Coolidge, but she didn’t.  As soon as I left she fixed herself something in the microwave.

Have I mentioned how gorgeous this girl was? Men stared at us, well, actually her. In addition to going to school, I had found she worked as a model for Ray LaPietra and Alaskan Furs, and did hair shows for Christoff.  LaPietra had inside connections with the Kansas City mob, and Christoff was a flaming queer.

A few days later, Cheryl voluntarily came by the gym to see me, although she didn’t know I was there for sure.   Or maybe Gene called her. We visited.

I felt it was time for the children to meet each other and the other adults.  I had never introduced my boys to the other women I dated, but I knew this was more than just me.  I needed to meet Cheryl’s children.  Jared hid under a table, but he was very shy and insecure then.  The rest of the kids got along.  Bobby was wild.  Brooke was quiet.  Brad had in-the-way-itis. Beth was an unhappy baby.  It was interesting to find Brooke and Aaron were practically the same age as were Brad and Jared.  This similarity seemed to close the 10-year age gap between Cheryl and me, but I still felt like I was closer to her father and mother in age.

I learned a lot more about her past history that night.  All about marrying her high school steady, Bob Barta.  Having her first child at 19, then three more in quick succession, all at home.  More things in common, Jared was born at home as well.  As we talked, hints of her difficulties came out.  She was trying to better herself by getting a college degree, while she worked as a model and raised four children. Since she split up with Bob he wasn’t much help.  She and Bob talked about divorce, but hadn’t done it.  She was afraid of going it entirely alone.  I couldn’t blame her.  She hadn’t dated a single guy since kicking Bob out nine months earlier.  It’s the problem with being a beautiful woman – men are afraid to approach, and being several years older than the boys in the college, and having a lot of baggage, four children, although that probably wasn’t known since no one had even tried.  Besides, she was married and a Mormon.

The Mormon thing was quite interesting.  I had attended the Presbyterian Church in Paola when I was with my first wife, and since moving was attending the Presbyterian Church in Raymore now.  I was just attending, had never been baptized.  I knew the history of the Mormons and even gone to a Mormon open house in Paola four years earlier.   Cheryl had only recently converted to the faith due to the influence of her next-door neighbors.

I also found she was very conservative and had voted for Ronald Reagan.  I admired Reagan more than any other man and still do.  The woman was certainly fitting all my requirements and then some.  She was clearly a hawk, not militarily, but in general.  There would never be anything soft spoken or retiring about Cheryl.  She knew what she wanted in life – to be a success.  She just wasn’t sure what in.  She had also decided somewhere along here that she wanted me, but she kept that to herself.

I couldn’t keep away.  I had firmly resolved that I would have this woman.  When I called her from the gym, she asked me to pick up a gallon of milk.  This became a regular occurrence.  We talked for a few hours.  She wanted me to call her when I got home, which I did, and we talked for a few more hours.  This, too, became a regular occurrence.

As with Monday, Cheryl needed a gallon of milk.  I was going to be the milkman, then.  Cheryl fixed dinner and we talked for hours again.  At some point in the evening the kids went to bed and we found ourselves on the couch, kissing.  Just passionate kissing.  She lay back on the couch and I looked into those beautiful brown eyes, and fell in. What is that song, ‘I want to know what love is’. I knew then what love is, for the very first time, and I was there.  She was too, but she did not want to admit it.

Had to bring milk again.  Cheryl fixed a nice family dinner.  It was good.  My first wife did practically no cooking.  If we wanted to have something besides zucchini and onions, I fixed it.  The kids kept wandering in to the table and getting food, but wouldn’t sit down.  This would have to change. I do like an orderly dinner.

Cheryl was doing some scent modeling at Indian Springs shopping center in Kansas City, Kansas, for Ray LaPietra.  In those days, it was still safe to go there in the daytime, but it was getting very dangerous for the sales girls and models to walk to their cars late.  Guards had to walk them out.  I discovered that the black guys that frequented Dillards were totally enamored with Cheryl.  This went on for years, still does.

On Thursday, Cheryl had admired some earrings, but couldn’t afford to buy them, so I did.  And, now, in the middle of December, she still didn’t have a decent warm coat, so I bought one of those she had admired, too.

The first time I went to church with Cheryl was at my old church in Paola, Kansas, the Presbyterians.  The occasion was Vespers Service, which was always really outstanding.  The church choir was practically professional, my ex-wife was the organist/pianist, and she was a professional. There were always other professional musicians as well, concert violinists, wind instruments.  I wanted Cheryl to see Gail, but at a distance.  It was a bit uncomfortable. Gail noticed us, which I didn’t mind at all.  I try not to be bitter about Gail and her choices, but I wasn’t entirely successful with this.

Judy Odem was the City Clerk at Cleveland, Missouri, my client.  Over the months I worked for the City, we had become friends.  I stopped at City Hall to visit for a few minutes and told Judy I planned to marry Cheryl.  Judy’s comment was,  “Roy, you can’t do that.  She is a Mormon and is going to hell.”  Judy was a committed Baptist.  I shrugged that off.  According to the Baptists, I was going to hell, too, for being a Presbyterian.

We took off at noon one day for an afternoon of Christmas shopping.  This was novel for me.  I never shopped with another person, much less a woman.  I was extremely nervous.  I was planning to make a really serious major move, and I wasn’t sure of myself or the possible results.  Cheryl was still married.  She had four children.  I wasn’t at all sure I could support four children and a beautiful wife. I had a sinking feeling in my stomach, but I had to have her, now and forever.  God gave me this opportunity, and He wasn’t going to do it again.

I had my ring with me.  This was a favorite of mine, a heart shaped setting of rubies surrounding a cluster of diamonds.  It was the most precious thing I possessed.  I had bought it a couple of years before with the thought of giving it to Gail, but when I showed it to her, she disparaged it.  I didn’t mind keeping it.  I had bought it because it was beautiful and I loved it. If I weren’t a man, I would have worn it myself.

We had a late lunch at Victoria’s Station at 104th and Wornall in Kansas City.  After lunch, I offered her the little box with the ring in it. Would she take it?  I didn’t know. We had met only 24 days before. It represented commitment.  It was hard for me to offer the commitment.  It was going to be hard for her to accept it. She took the ring with something inside her melting.  I could see it. I did not ask for her to marry me, then, but it was understood that our relationship was changed now.

Beverly and Jerry Aksamit were political friends of mine.  Bev was the County Collector at the time, Jerry the Mayor of Cleveland (Missouri).  I wanted to tell someone what I had done, so I told Bev.  Bev, unlike Judy, entirely approved.  A couple of hours later I had lunch with Cheryl.  She had the ring with her and put it on at the table. It fit. I guess the commitment was made.  We were engaged, sort of.  Of course, she was still married to Bob.

Cheryl was leaving Sunday for Michigan with her kids and Bob to go to her in-laws for Christmas. A tradition.  I was, frankly, terrified.  I did not see how she could spend a week away with her husband and not sleep with him.  I was sure Bob and his family would have a full court press on to stop our relationship. This could be the end of my new dream. Cheryl offered what assurances she could, and left.  I went to Columbia for the holiday.

I was in the kitchen at Mom’s house when she called.  What an unbelievable surprise. She said she had walked to a public phone, it was outside, and it was cold, and snowing.  We talked for quite a while with Cheryl freezing in the snow.  My heart sang.  This would be a Christmas to remember.

We survived our first separation and a trial of faith.  I asked her to marry me.  She demurred.

By the time we had celebrated New Years Eve, I was snowed in at Cheryl’s house.  I spent the night on the couch and went home in the morning.

One should have a special dinner on New Years Day.  One of my favorite recipes was my own version of Swiss Steak.  It involved preparation of a complicated sauce in which the steak was cooked.  I gathered up all the ingredients plus some side dishes and headed to Cheryl’s through the snowdrifts.  I think that the Swiss Steak dinner may have been the convincing factor for her. She still mentions it.  I really am a good cook as well as being a good engineer.

Late that night I again asked her to marry me.  She demurred, again.

Cheryl’s mother had, I think, decided to take a hand in the romancing of Cheryl.  It was time to meet the parents – outside of the gym – so we were invited to dinner.  It was an interesting situation.  In the first place, Gene had facilitated the romance by encouraging me to call Cheryl.  In the second place, Caroline, her mother, wasn’t all that much older than me.  Dinner was good.  Caroline was and is an excellent cook, and she laid it on for me.  I am fairly sure she noticed the expensive ruby ring Cheryl was wearing, and offered not so subtle comments about how stable and secure engineers were, particularly engineers that were in private practice.   We talked a lot.  By the end of the night I clearly had an ally in the courting of Cheryl. Saturday, I was flying to  Denver with the boys for a planned ski trip with my sister and brother-in-law.

I had to leave for the short ski trip with the boys that day.  I asked Cheryl to marry me, again, very seriously.  I told Cheryl that she had to tell me yes or no, no demurrals.  I loved her and had to marry her, or go away for good.  At 2:00 a.m., she accepted.  After a 60-day courtship, the issue was resolved.  I don’t know if it was a case of ‘the third time is the charm’, or motherly influence, or she had this in mind all along.  Later that day I left for Denver with the boys.

It was time for her to finalize her divorce with Bob.

We were betrothed, but we were also determined to be honorable and postpone conjugal relations until we were actually married.  I did not love Cheryl because she was good in bed, I loved her for who she was, and, of course, because she was beautiful.  Being older now, I knew that a marriage must begin on mutual understanding and respect, not on sexual relationship.  Besides, she was still married, and I would not participate in that old fashioned concept, adultery.  My first wife had done that and I knew the ultimate destruction that came from it.   We agreed by some means to get married April 19, quite a ways off.

I had noticed the old worn down three story Victorian house on East Pearl some months before.  It had been for sale, but then was signed as sold and with a contract pending.  The day before, Monday, Jan Copeland, local realtor, called to tell me the house was back on the market.  So, Tuesday morning, I looked at 1101 East Pearl.  It would be large enough, but it would also have to be completely remodeled from the ground up.  Cheryl called at 2:30 to ask about the house.  I had no idea how I would manage to buy it.

We just looked at rings.  They were all very expensive, and held no special meaning.  Some time later, Gene offered Cheryl the diamond from his mother’s wedding ring.  It is an old fashioned cut, so we looked for an old fashioned setting in an antique jewelry store. A week later, we found a beautiful old basket style setting ring in white gold that was perfect and had the diamond set.  As time has passed, Cheryl has received many new rings and typically wears one of them on her third finger because the antique basket setting of her wedding ring is too delicate to wear much.

In all my life, I had never asked for financial help from my parents.  Not for cars, university, anything.  I felt prompted to talk with Dad.  He quickly agreed to get me the money, although my Mother objected.  It seemed everyone was getting into this marriage to Cheryl thing.

Poor Cheryl, she had a big gig to do makeovers for a bunch of sorority brats, and try to sell them makeup.  Do to our incessant kissing, she had developed fever blisters on her lips.  It wasn’t nice.  The sorority brats weren’t interested in whatever brand of makeup Cheryl was selling, and spent their time making obnoxious comments.  This event was at the Nichols home in Mission Hills, an incredible mansion.  J.C Nichols owned most of the Country Club Plaza shopping district in Kansas City.  It was fun sitting in the kitchen with him drinking expensive wine and eating delicious cheese.  Cheryl deserved better than this.

Took Cheryl on a ski trip to Colorado.  She had never skied, in fact, had never been to the mountains.  I skied a lot, and undertook to teach Cheryl rather than putting her in ski school.  This trip probably deserves its own special story.  Cheryl picked it up pretty easily, only getting stuck with fear paralysis once on ‘Steep’, and only sliding under the ski rack at the base lodge once.  I rescued her on Steep, but I am afraid I had to sidle away when she went under the ski rack dumping about 50 pairs of skis.  Lucky she is so cute.

We stopped by the old house and started planning.  It was going to be mine in a week or so.  What an unholy mess.  The former owners had kept animals in the house, including goats.  It was a flea farm.  Ceilings were falling in.  Windows out. Plumbing didn’t work.

Somehow Dad had persuaded Mom to go along, and I got a check.  In my ebullience, I failed to notice the radar trap.

The move to the old house made me very ill, I think with nerves.  I would have a house payment now to go along with a new wife and six kids.

This week I moved all my stuff to the new old house.  It didn’t look like much at all in the cavernous space.

Cheryl carefully arranged a surprise birthday party for me, and it was a complete surprise.  Mom and Dad and Jan were there, Aunt Betty and Uncle Bill, my new in-laws to be, my new brother-in-law to be, the Aksamits, Jerry Porter, and others.  This is the first birthday party I have ever had.

Now we moved all of Cheryl’s stuff.  I was by this time paying Cheryl’s rent plus my own.  Come the end of the month, I would owe another rent payment.  Since we were getting married in less than three weeks, we decided to co-habitate.  No more driving back and forth to Belton every day, except, of course, Bobby had to stay in school until the end of the semester.

Just a week away.  We were really going to do it.

Cheryl was so nervous on the way to the church I thought she would pass out.

What a day.  It started with Bethany falling down the back stairs and getting all bruised up.  Cheryl was incredibly nervous all day.  Her car had broken down, and we were all going to have to get to Grandview in my little truck.  Well, the kids were pretty small.  Bradley and Jared were to be ring bearers, and were not being cooperative.  Bobby and Aaron were to be candle lighters.  Brooke and Bethany were flower girls.  The last two, Anastasia and Brianna, were just bits of DNA in waiting and did not play a part.  I am not sure how, but we pulled it off.  Jared crabbed out and wasn’t much of a ring bearer.  Aaron didn’t know what to do with his lighting candle, so dropped it on the floor and kicked it under a pew.

I don’t remember anything about the reception, or even if we had one.  In lieu of a honeymoon, we were spending the weekend at the Elms spa in Excelsior Springs.  Gene gave me a hundred dollar bill to spend, which I appreciated.  Relatives took all the kids, and we were suddenly alone driving back to Harrisonville to change, Mr. and Mrs. Obermiller.  We stopped in Belton at the Thai restaurant for our wedding dinner

And so, the adventure began.

It goes on to this very day.